I am not a woman. I do not wear makeup or flaunt my chest. I do not paint my nails.

I am not a woman. I do not dedicate to myself to one man who dictates how I live and what I wear. I enjoy touching whoever I like.

I am not a woman. I find sex enjoyable and do not cover my body when I am nude.

I am not a woman. I am not afraid to look like a fool in front of a crowd, I do not watch Gray's Anatomy, and I never swooned over Zac Effron.

I am not a woman. I am afraid of being in love. I have extreme issues with commitment.

I am not a woman. I do not read tabloids or care about celebrity children.

I am not a woman. I do not have low self esteem, and I don't know how to do laundry.

I am not a woman. I do not want to tear you down.